I Found My Wife on Match.Com

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I was on Match.com, looking for somethin‘
A woman to get my ol‘ heart a pumpin‘
She wanted fun, with no commitment
Her picuture showed she had the right equipment

We set a date in a bar downtown
She said she’d be there, wouldn’t let me down
I was waitin‘ for the love of my life
When who should walk in but … my wife

I found my wife on Match.com
So you’d think we might just get along
But the whole thing ended up in tears
‚Cause we’d been married fifteen years

I ducked down below the bar
She came and socked me in the jaw
I told her I wasn’t the only one to blame
Wasn’t she on Match.com just the same?

That argument didn’t hold much weight
She packed her bags and left no trace
I’ve been tryin‘ to find her for two years now
But she’s not on Match.com somehow

I found my wife on Match.com
So you’d think we might just get along
But the whole thing ended up in tears
‚Cause we’d been married fifteen years

Now I spend my nights on Match.com
Or findin‘ girls in that bar downtown
But none of them ever seem so fine
As that good ol‘ first wife of mine

I found my wife on Match.com
So you’d think we might just get along
But the whole thing ended up in tears
‚Cause we’d been married fifteen years
Yeah the whole thing ended up in tears
‚Cause we’d been married fifteen years