My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw and a heavy pair of boots
She wears a hunting jacket, pulls trees up by their roots
She drives a Chevy pickup, she knows all about hard work
You know I love her dearly, but she thinks I’m a jerk
She ain’t got no party dresses or fancy pink shoes
She’s got scabs on her elbows and she’s covered in tattoos
Her legs are hard as rivets, her arms like two-by-fours
I love everything about her, but she don’t want me anymore
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, but she ain’t cuttin’ down no trees
She’s growlin’ like a grizzly, howlin’ like a banshee
It’s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, and she’s comin’ after me
She just don’t understand what it is I saw
In that cocktail waitress down at the corner bar
Her frilly little dress and her size five shoes
The way she laughed at my jokes and couldn’t hold her booze
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, but she ain’t cuttin’ down no trees
She’s growlin’ like a grizzly, howlin’ like a banshee
It’s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, and she’s comin’ after me
I was chattin’ up that waitress, played her a song on my guitar
When my girlfriend came in and saw us at the bar
She went out to her truck, pulled her chainsaw out the back
She revved up the engine and she cut the bar in half
I left that cocktail waitress, hightailed it out the door
Went back to our cabin, where I cowered on the floor
My girlfriend came and dropped a redwood on my Subaru
You know that I still love her, but I think we might be through
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, but she ain’t cuttin’ down no trees
She’s growlin’ like a grizzly, howlin’ like a banshee
It’s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, and she’s comin’ after me
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, and she’s comin’ after me
My girlfriend’s got a chainsaw, and she’s …. … comin’ after me