{"id":480,"date":"2021-05-06T11:03:27","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T09:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegincident.com\/?page_id=480"},"modified":"2021-05-08T21:08:31","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T19:08:31","slug":"kgb-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/lyrics\/kgb-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"KGB Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/distrokid.com\/hyperfollow\/thegincident\/my-kgb-girlfriend\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Listen to the Song<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I met her down on Red Square \u2018bout a quarter to three<br \/>\nI knew right away she was lookin\u2019 at me<br \/>\nIt mighta been the mini skirt or low cut shirt<br \/>\nBut I could tell she was definitely ready to flirt<\/p>\n<p>She took me to the Kremlin, then to Lenin\u2019s tomb<br \/>\nNext thing I knew we was up in her room<br \/>\nA portrait of Stalin stared down from the wall<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t care I wanted it all<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the microphone I found in her shoe<br \/>\nShoulda filled me in given me a clue<br \/>\nMaybe the camera she had tucked in her bra<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<\/p>\n<p>It seemed a bit fishy when she wanted to know<br \/>\nIf I had any state secrets I was willing to blow<br \/>\nIf I had the plans to a nuclear bomb<br \/>\nIf I knew how many men mow the White House lawn<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the microphone I found in her shoe<br \/>\nShoulda filled me in given me a clue<br \/>\nMaybe the camera she had tucked in her bra<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<\/p>\n<p>We dated for a year she never told me her name<br \/>\nI guess I should have known it was more than a game<br \/>\nBut I really loved her, I swear that it\u2019s true<br \/>\nThat\u2019s why I told her everything that I knew<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the microphone I found in her shoe<br \/>\nShoulda filled me in given me a clue<br \/>\nMaybe the camera she had tucked in her bra<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll admit it kinda hurt when she arrested me<br \/>\nTold me she was working for the KGB<br \/>\nBut with all those tricks she learned in spy school<br \/>\nI really didn\u2019t mind being played for a fool<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the microphone I found in her shoe<br \/>\nShoulda filled me in given me a clue<br \/>\nMaybe the camera she had tucked in her bra<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the microphone I found in her shoe<br \/>\nShoulda filled me in given me a clue<br \/>\nMaybe the camera she had tucked in her bra<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<br \/>\nI shoulda known better but I liked what I saw<br \/>\nI shoulda known better!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen to the Song I met her down on Red Square \u2018bout a quarter to three I knew right away she was lookin\u2019 at me It mighta been the mini skirt or low cut shirt But I could tell she was definitely ready to flirt She took me to the Kremlin, then to Lenin\u2019s tomb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":462,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-480","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":642,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/480\/revisions\/642"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}