{"id":487,"date":"2021-05-06T11:09:33","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T09:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thegincident.com\/?page_id=487"},"modified":"2021-05-08T21:13:02","modified_gmt":"2021-05-08T19:13:02","slug":"my-girlfriends-got-a-chainsaw","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/lyrics\/my-girlfriends-got-a-chainsaw\/","title":{"rendered":"My Girlfriend\u2019s Got a Chainsaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/distrokid.com\/hyperfollow\/thegincident\/my-girlfriends-got-a-chainsaw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Listen to the Song<\/a><\/p>\n<p>My girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw and a heavy pair of boots<br \/>\nShe wears a hunting jacket, pulls trees up by their roots<br \/>\nShe drives a Chevy pickup, she knows all about hard work<br \/>\nYou know I love her dearly, but she thinks I\u2019m a jerk<\/p>\n<p>She ain\u2019t got no party dresses or fancy pink shoes<br \/>\nShe\u2019s got scabs on her elbows and she\u2019s covered in tattoos<br \/>\nHer legs are hard as rivets, her arms like two-by-fours<br \/>\nI love everything about her, but she don\u2019t want me anymore<\/p>\n<p>My girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, but she ain\u2019t cuttin\u2019 down no trees<br \/>\nShe\u2019s growlin\u2019 like a grizzly, howlin\u2019 like a banshee<br \/>\nIt\u2019s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV<br \/>\nMy girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, and she\u2019s comin\u2019 after me<\/p>\n<p>She just don\u2019t understand what it is I saw<br \/>\nIn that cocktail waitress down at the corner bar<br \/>\nHer frilly little dress and her size five shoes<br \/>\nThe way she laughed at my jokes and couldn\u2019t hold her booze<\/p>\n<p>My girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, but she ain\u2019t cuttin\u2019 down no trees<br \/>\nShe\u2019s growlin\u2019 like a grizzly, howlin\u2019 like a banshee<br \/>\nIt\u2019s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV<br \/>\nMy girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, and she\u2019s comin\u2019 after me<\/p>\n<p>I was chattin\u2019 up that waitress, played her a song on my guitar<br \/>\nWhen my girlfriend came in and saw us at the bar<br \/>\nShe went out to her truck, pulled her chainsaw out the back<br \/>\nShe revved up the engine and she cut the bar in half<\/p>\n<p>I left that cocktail waitress, hightailed it out the door<br \/>\nWent back to our cabin, where I cowered on the floor<br \/>\nMy girlfriend came and dropped a redwood on my Subaru<br \/>\nYou know that I still love her, but I think we might be through<\/p>\n<p>My girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, but she ain\u2019t cuttin\u2019 down no trees<br \/>\nShe\u2019s growlin\u2019 like a grizzly, howlin\u2019 like a banshee<br \/>\nIt\u2019s like a horror movie or a bad show on TV<br \/>\nMy girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, and she\u2019s comin\u2019 after me<br \/>\nMy girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, and she\u2019s comin\u2019 after me<br \/>\nMy girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw, and she\u2019s \u2026. \u2026 comin\u2019 after me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen to the Song My girlfriend\u2019s got a chainsaw and a heavy pair of boots She wears a hunting jacket, pulls trees up by their roots She drives a Chevy pickup, she knows all about hard work You know I love her dearly, but she thinks I\u2019m a jerk She ain\u2019t got no party dresses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":462,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-487","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":645,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/487\/revisions\/645"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}