Listen to the song:<\/p>\n
Spotify<\/a> She stepped up to the ticket counter She’s got too much baggage, she couldn’t find a porter She crammed it in the seat-back pocket She’s got too much baggage, she couldn’t find a porter Twenty years of slow heartache She’s got too much baggage, she couldn’t find a porter Listen to the song: Spotify Other streaming platforms Lawnchair Rodeo Version She stepped up to the ticket counter Her suitcase was overweight They wanted fifty dollars extra She said she’d send it freight Among her socks and underwear She packed her worries and despair Two hundred thirty pounds of angst Issues by the crate She’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":462,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-661","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=661"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":699,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/661\/revisions\/699"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nOther streaming platforms<\/a>
\nLawnchair Rodeo Version<\/a><\/p>\n
\nHer suitcase was overweight
\nThey wanted fifty dollars extra
\nShe said she’d send it freight
\nAmong her socks and underwear
\nShe packed her worries and despair
\nTwo hundred thirty pounds of angst
\nIssues by the crate<\/p>\n
\nToo much baggage, the airline wouldn’t board her
\nToo much baggage, the sherpas just ignored her
\nToo much baggage<\/p>\n
\nPiled it beneath her feet
\nShe couldn’t close the tray table
\nFor her anger and deceit
\nShe filled the entire exit row
\nThe luggage bins they overflowed
\nIt spilled out onto the tarmac,
\nLay there in a heap<\/p>\n
\nToo much baggage, the airline wouldn’t board her
\nToo much baggage, the sherpas just ignored her
\nToo much baggage<\/p>\n
\nIn a duffle bag she could barely haul
\nHer briefcase heavy with uncertainty
\nLost messages, missed phone calls
\nShe stuffed her cynicism in her shirt
\nHer carry-on was filled with hurt
\nSkinned knees, wounded pride
\nThe body scanner showed it all<\/p>\n
\nToo much baggage, the airline wouldn’t board her
\nToo much baggage, no one would transport her
\nToo much baggage, they just couldn’t afford her
\nToo much baggage, the clerk had to report her
\nToo much baggage, the sherpas just ignored her
\nToo much baggage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"