Listen to the song:<\/p>\n
Spotify<\/a> I was on Match.com, looking for somethin’ We set a date in a bar downtown I found my wife on Match.com I ducked down below the bar That argument didn’t hold much weight I found my wife on Match.com Now I spend my nights on Match.com I found my wife on Match.com Listen to the song: Spotify Other streaming platforms YouTube Lawnchair Rodeo Version I was on Match.com, looking for somethin’ A woman to get my ol’ heart a pumpin’ She wanted fun, with no commitment Her picuture showed she had the right equipment We set a date in a bar downtown She said she’d be there, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":462,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-663","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","post"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":694,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/663\/revisions\/694"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegincident.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nOther streaming platforms<\/a>
\nYouTube<\/a>
\nLawnchair Rodeo Version<\/a><\/p>\n
\nA woman to get my ol’ heart a pumpin’
\nShe wanted fun, with no commitment
\nHer picuture showed she had the right equipment<\/p>\n
\nShe said she’d be there, wouldn’t let me down
\nI was waitin’ for the love of my life
\nWhen who should walk in but \u2026 my wife<\/p>\n
\nSo you’d think we might just get along
\nBut the whole thing ended up in tears
\n‘Cause we’d been married fifteen years<\/p>\n
\nShe came and socked me in the jaw
\nI told her I wasn’t the only one to blame
\nWasn’t she on Match.com just the same?<\/p>\n
\nShe packed her bags and left no trace
\nI’ve been tryin’ to find her for two years now
\nBut she’s not on Match.com somehow<\/p>\n
\nSo you’d think we might just get along
\nBut the whole thing ended up in tears
\n‘Cause we’d been married fifteen years<\/p>\n
\nOr findin’ girls in that bar downtown
\nBut none of them ever seem so fine
\nAs that good ol’ first wife of mine<\/p>\n
\nSo you’d think we might just get along
\nBut the whole thing ended up in tears
\n‘Cause we’d been married fifteen years
\nYeah the whole thing ended up in tears
\n‘Cause we’d been married fifteen years<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"